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"I'm on a new diet now but my fitness pal app doesn't have tide pods listed. it does have tide liquid which is about 92 calories for one cup. so I'll just guess that this dinner is around 500 calories or so. the great thing about tide pods is they're low in sugar and look and taste great. join me on my weight-loss journey as I go through my sink cabinet for more delicious meals! here's to a new year, and a new me." #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #tidepods #tidepodchallenge #laundrytime #dinnertime #newdiet
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Trump: "Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?" ... #satiregram I think the Oval Office is the real shithole here.
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"have y'all seen this or" #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #snow #newyorkcity #manhattan #snowy #snowday #blizzard #coldaf
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it began with the forging of the great rings. three were given to the elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. seven to the dwarf-lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. and nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of men, who above all else desire power. for within these rings was bound the strength and the will to govern each race. but they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made. in the land of mordor, in the fires of mount doom, the dark lord sauron forged in secret a master ring to control all others, and into this ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. one ring to rule them all. one by one, the free lands of middle-earth fell to the power of the ring, but there were some who resisted. #satiregram #satire #meta #counterculture #newyearseve #2017 #fireworks #midnightfireworks #happynewyear2018 #2018
"THIS TA QUITO." #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #flipagram #2017 #despacito #happynewyear #happynewyear2018 #2018newyear #justinbieber #taquito #yearinreview #2017bestnine
"when you get a brand new 2017 Toyota but you really wanted a toy Yoda because you like Star Wars so much and no one understands your passion and they often overlook your hints and indirect conversations about how you always find yourself relating to Anakin Skywalker's internal struggles but did you ever hear the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise? i thought not. it’s not a story the jedi would tell you. it’s a sith legend. darth plagueis was a dark lord of the sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the force to influence the midichlorians to create life… he had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. he became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. ironic. he could save others from death, but not himself." #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #darthplagueis #yoda #toyota #toyyoda
haven't been posting lately, but will get back into it. maaaaybe. that was another cool year and more of my chicken-scratch handwriting for you to look at. seems like y'all like when I use something other than my off-brand post-its @3m hey @3m how about you send me some free shit like real brand name post-its, it's like free exposure for you and I go through dozens of drafts because I have no faith in my handwriting aesthetic, k thx your community manager won't see this but whatever maybe tag @3m in the comments to help me out, wait don't do that, I never do calls to action on my account. you know what, I don't care #satire #satiregram #counterculture #meta
"if I had saved enough money to buy avocado toast, then all of these would be avocado toast, or if I had a nice butt 🍑 then at least 6 of them would just be my butt" #2017bestnine #satiregram #satire #meta #counterculture
"issa santa paws lol! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😤😍🎅🐶" #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #dog #dogsofinstagram #santahat #petsofinstagram #goodboy #christmas #xmas #tistheseason #jinglebells #pleasepuppy #please #pls
spending $16 on a small plate of bread with a thin layer of avocado paste is a perfect way to start the morning 🤗 #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #avocado #avocadotoast #breakfast #foodporn #foodies
"love @sfmoma 💕" **i haven't posted in forever, so here's an old one. new stuff soon come. #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #sfmoma #museums #art #artporn #artwork #museum
"just made these!! used a secret recipe 😉😉😉😉😉" #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #cupcakes #food #foodporn #treats #sweet #decorated #yum #cakes #art #fresh #baked #delicious
"I want to go back..." #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #tbt #throwbackthursday #vacation #old #latergram #muchlatergram #royals #huhuh #jetsetter #world #wanderlust #travels #takemeaway #islands #travel #travelgram
"🎃 it is time 🎃" #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #pumpkin #pumpkinpatch #fall #jackolantern #autumn #itistime
"ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROOOOOOOOOWN (aaall the leeeeaaves are brooown) AND THE SKY IS GREEEEY (and the sky is greeEEEY) 🍂" #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #fall #autumn #leaves #fallweather #boots #whereistand #whereistood #istand #lookatmyfeet #lookatmyboots #natureporn #californiadreaming
"it's spelled Liesel omg 'i' before 'e' except after 'c' wow" #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #starbucks #coffee #starbucksname #misspelledname #pls #coffee #coffeeoftheday #myfix #caffeine
"bae or bye rn tbh fr hmu tho 🍕YEEET" #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #pizza #pizzaparty #pizzaporn #pizzazz #foodporn #foodie #foodiegram #pizzapie
"love reading in the park ☀️📖" #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #readingtime #bookstagram #booklover #bibliophile #readingissexy #bookporn
used a tiny piece of chalk that was the size of like a peanut so this was messy but I felt the need to post something new and I didn't have paper because I don't carry a stack of post-it notes everywhere I go and plus I'm on vacation so this is what y'all get rn so ohhh and also my ice cream was melting and I wanted to eat it real quick rn bye thanks 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗 #satiregram #satire #meta #counterculture #mollymoonsicecream #seattle #icecream #chalkart #chalk #typography #shittylettering
"feels like 🌚🌝 and now I'm blind" #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #eclipse2017 #solareclipse #solareclipse2017 #eclipse2017 #eclipse #totaleclipse
"#beastmode ready for anything" #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #fitness #gymflow #workout #abs #core #beastin #6pack #sixpack #motivation #progress #selfie #squad #training #gymmotivation #gymlife