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@digbyvanwinkle / Digby & Aloysius Van Winkle ❤

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When you’re the king of the jungle so you don’t need to come when you’re called.
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Me before being told that we’re all out of cookies vs me after.
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When the cops pull you over and you try to “act cool”
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When you’re only allowed two borks a day but you accidentally bork a third time and you’re not sure if Mum heard it. #shedid
...me when it’s actually Monday and I don’t want to have responsibilities anymore. What if I just want to play on the ps4 all day?
The face I make when I wake up on a Sunday and haven’t realised that it’s not Monday yet.
When you accidentally say something really smart.
If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.
When it’s barely November and your friends won’t stop talking about Christmas.
When you discover superzoom and your pals are not impressed.
When it’s Monday and you started yours with a great big cup of grump.
Everyone who’s tried to do a sheet mask ever. #scarierthanmyhalloweencostume
Thanks @moustachenz for the cookies - they were delicious! We’re officially starting the “bring Mo back to Wellington” campaign. We need you!
When Halloween is over but you don’t want to put your spooky decorations away. #fivemoreminutes
When you and your brother have to take turns with the Halloween costume.
What if farts are just food ghosts? 😬
When you call in sick to work but your boss makes you come in anyway. #🙄
"I was going to attack @taylorswift but then I found out she has bad blood."
When you think you look good today but then you catch your reflection in a window. #ifiwasavampireiwouldnthavethisproblem
When you try to make a Halloween costume and your lack of effort really shows.
When you try to come up with a compelling reason to stay in bed all day so you become a vampire. #dogsofhalloween